From c8b6342d3c2a167dec16931815926e9e4387e7ef Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: rsc Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 04:49:19 +0000 Subject: Many small edits. --- lib/fortunes | 38 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ lib/moveplan9.files | 1 + 2 files changed, 39 insertions(+) (limited to 'lib') diff --git a/lib/fortunes b/lib/fortunes index 12980ade..dcc37ae8 100644 --- a/lib/fortunes +++ b/lib/fortunes @@ -4005,3 +4005,41 @@ object-oriented design is the roman numerals of computing. - rob Java is the f*cking COBOL of the 90s, and future generations of geeks are going to fly back from Mars to piss on our graves for inflicting it on them. - rasputnik@hellooperator.net httpd_server* httpd_initialize(char* hostname, httpd_sockaddr* sa4P, httpd_sockaddr* sa6P, unsigned short port, char* cgi_pattern, int cgi_limit, char* charset, char* p3p, int max_age, char* cwd, int no_log, FILE* logfp, int no_symlink_check, int vhost, int global_passwd, char* url_pattern, char* local_pattern, int no_empty_referers ) it's easier to post to 9fans than to think. - boyd +We assume familiarity with Rubik's Cube, the delights of which cannot be presented adequately in a textual description! - an algorithms textbook +If you are idle for more than 1000 hours, the system will log you out. Please save reviews frequently. +We lead by following standards. - sape +-bash: /home/r/.bash_logout: Permission denied +I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. - forsyth after Lennon on authentication +Network services at the Murray Hill, NJ, location (100001) will be unavailable due to UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply) maintenance from 8:00 p.m. EDT on Saturday, June 26, to 4:00 a.m. EDT on Sunday, June 27. +Don't show this message again. +Service error -27. +Beauty is more important in computing than anywhere else in technology because software is so complicated. Beauty is the ultimate defence against complexity. - David Gelernter +Zatoichi: in theaters December 31, 1969. +recordio.h:992: type `__true_type' is not a base type for type `__false_type' +Telephone number has to be 10 numbers. For example, enter '8002158482'. Please contact us at 1-800-215-8482 for any assitance. +No one but a theorist believes his theory; everyone puts faith in a laboratory result but the experimenter himself. - Einstein +(Okay, Plan 9 isn't Linux, but it's a close relative). +Tux is not cute. Tux has the expression of someone right after knitting needles have been used to scramble the front side of their cerebral cortex. Tux scares me. - Ron Minnich +Setting up your SIP account will allow you to call both other SIP users as well as pstn phones. - Wim Sweldens +ntifs.c(202) : error C2064: term does not evaluate to a function taking 25732904 arguments +There's no "I" in team, but there's both a "me" and an "I" in media. +Oh, I'm sorry, sir, go ahead. I didn't realize you were root. +C++ is to C as lung cancer is to lung. +Warning: bad syntax, perhaps a bogus '-'? See http://procps.sf.net/faq.html +Those days [of "one tool doing one job well"] are dead and gone and the eulogy was delivered by Perl. - rob +We have found that the Real Player plugin, which is used by the BBC Radio Player, may or may not function fully depending on a combination of what flavour of unix/linux you are using, which browser you are using, which version of browser you are using, and which version of GCC built the plugin during installation. +Sheer [program] size is often an illusion, reflecting only a need for improvement. - Kernighan and Plauger +bootsplash: silent mode. +Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest thing we ever did! - Homer +Courts are not equipped to execute the law. - John Ashcroft +The Ken Thompson school of thought on expert systems: there's table lookup, fraud, and grand fraud. - Andrew Hume, quoted in ;login: +I am Davros, my Daleks are my servers and plan9 is my control board mwahahaha - Matt +What's grey? A melted penguin. +Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny. +Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive one of these things?" +What do software pirates say? CD-Arrrrrrr! +Select only drivers expected to compile cleanly. - Linux kernel configuration option +usage: tar [-][{ruxXtcC}acdefhlm{o|S}pqvwLUBDRV{O|K}fb] [dir] [tapefile] [blocksize] file ... +/opt/exp/lib/firefox/bin/run-mozilla.sh: line 451: 16207 Segmentation fault "$prog" ${1+"$@"} +LoadPlugin: failed to initialize shared library /opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so [/opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so: undefined symbol: _ZdlPv] +This 43 minute video FEATURES the 22 year-old, 6'6" (6'11" in heels) 300+ pound, size 14 shoe size Blythe diff --git a/lib/moveplan9.files b/lib/moveplan9.files index 51228134..249d75f0 100644 --- a/lib/moveplan9.files +++ b/lib/moveplan9.files @@ -5,5 +5,6 @@ bin/Getdir bin/adict bin/doctype bin/lookman +bin/sig bin/spell bin/src -- cgit v1.2.3