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| author | rsc <devnull@localhost> | 2005-03-06 18:10:14 +0000 |
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| committer | rsc <devnull@localhost> | 2005-03-06 18:10:14 +0000 |
| commit | fe9be58c909d58debe2db8525870f746323414a8 (patch) | |
| tree | a8334b41a4b7eb12dff4904426a10883079a0267 /lib | |
| parent | 9f827afdb9c1f101ccf303dfece4d71096e1917f (diff) | |
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diff --git a/lib/fortunes b/lib/fortunes index dcc37ae8..2ddce7d7 100644 --- a/lib/fortunes +++ b/lib/fortunes @@ -4043,3 +4043,16 @@ usage: tar [-][{ruxXtcC}acdefhlm{o|S}pqvwLUBDRV{O|K}fb] [dir] [tapefile] [blocks /opt/exp/lib/firefox/bin/run-mozilla.sh: line 451: 16207 Segmentation fault "$prog" ${1+"$@"} LoadPlugin: failed to initialize shared library /opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so [/opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so: undefined symbol: _ZdlPv] This 43 minute video FEATURES the 22 year-old, 6'6" (6'11" in heels) 300+ pound, size 14 shoe size Blythe +Linux is good if you want to run Apache or compile the kernel. Every other application is suspect. - Andrew Hume +/etc/bash.bashrc: alias unmount='echo "Error: Try the command: umount" 1>&2; false' +Book-burning is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to think of it as "English lit". - Larry Hollister +panic: bad rob + ulong when; /* may underflow in clock(); must be signed */ +There is no interest in a WWW browser. This fad is clearly not going to have any staying power. - plan.9@research.att.com, Oct 22 1994 +the representation of characters, but not the character set itself, was changed this weekend. we believe that the representation we are using now will become the one used by unix-like systems everywhere. - rob's news about utf-8, sep 6 1992 +Linux: the world's best text adventure game. +MessageSocket::setHostname(): gethostbyname() failed: Success +/* This variable is here only because of a historical reason. */ +It's almost as though someone is creating billboards that read, ``If you can#t splel VaigrA, you cn mkae big $M$O$N$E$Y$ wtih b.ul.k adtervising on teh I*N*T*R*E*N*E*T.'' - Rob Kolstad +And, as you read, please forgive the necessary typos - I'm going for rock-solid facts, rather than spelling. +mp3riot - Directory search utility |